My sweet new ride

Most dudes in the throes of a midlife crisis would opt for a cherry-red convertible.

I, however, take the road less traveled by. Less traveled by people my age, that is. It’s a path well-worn by 80-year-olds and the obese…

with neon ground effects and a bitchin’ spoiler on the back

While not technically a convertible, it is roofless, and it’s probably available in cherry red…

2 Responses to “My sweet new ride”

  1. JJSB Says:

    Settle for nothing less than Candy Apple Red!

  2. mickey Says:

    Price, I bet they do have in cherry red! I will lokk for it.

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