Washington, DC Vacation 2013

There was a time, long ago, when I used to update this blog all the danged time. That time is long since past. But at least I can do my yearly post of a vacation highlight reel that will be watched by about a dozen people and enjoyed by a small fraction of that number.

To that end: highlights of our trip to Washington, DC, where we naively and unsuccessfully attempted to see every possible thing ever. After a while, all the giant columns and old-president statues started to run together, but nonetheless it was wicked enjoyable. (We also took a brief side trip to the Branson of the Eastern Seaboard: Ocean City, Maryland. Despite encountering much drunken douchebaggery from other tourist-types, we still had a great time, thanks to the three S’s of sun, sea, and soft-shelled crabs.)

Watch and enjoy, won’t you? WON’T YOU.