Back in business!

Hello all my adoring fans! Remember how I started a bunch of walkthroughs for games and other crap? Well I’m actually going to post some more now! Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy! I’ll be posting secrets, cheats, reviews, and the occasional discovery in a game. So get ready, cuz’ Steven’s back in business.

You, too, can view the Zoo Crew

Alas, Maya’s days of preschool are ending, and as the school prepares to send the kiddies off to kindergarten, they decided to go out with a bang by letting the kids get close to dangerous wild animals. That’s right… a trip to the zoo. Dozens of five-year-olds running amok, their parents chasing deperately after them, the atmosphere redolent with the pungent odors of musk and feces. Let’s take a little photographic trip through the day, shall we?

before the madness

yay! our parents are spending money on us!

not pictured: jack, kate, hurley, and sawyer

an okapi, I think? maybe? they start to run together after a while

the murder in his eyes is palpable

stop staring! I’m 300 years old and I’m not in the mood

this was just before the big musical number with the warthog

where’s that meerkat again? god, I am so hungry

a study in contrasts

a hippo real

a hippo not so real

young man, have my daughter home at a reasonable hour on that rhino of yours

mom! cut it out! the humans are totally watching!

no, I don’t want to ride this one!

okay, that’s better

those popsicles cost 17 dollars apiece

the human has brought us food! ATTTTAAAAACCCCKKKK!

a sea lion real

a sea lion not-so-real but more expensive and useless

Bianco Hills: Overview

At the foot of Corona Mountain, this humble village is well known for its Large Windmill in the center of its lake. One finds him/herself utterly at peace when intruduced to this town….. until Shadow Mario arrives! He covers the area with goop and places a nasty piranha plant on top of the Big Windmill. He must be stopped!

Super Mario Sunshine!

I’ve decided to create a level guide for Super Mario Sunshine, so those who are having trouble may want to listen up. Note: some of the hard ones to explain I will put on video. I haven’t beat all the levels, but every time I beat a new one I’ll add it to here.

Bianco Hills Contents:

-Bianco Hills Overview

-The Road to the Big Windmill

-Down with Petey Piranha

-The Hillside Cave Secret

- Red Coins of the Windmill Village

-Petey Pirahna Strikes Back

Area girl no fan of retail

“I hate new buildings because they always be stores!”

-Maya, 1/19/09

Area girl to remain single forever

“I’m never gonna get married because I want to be somebody!”

-Maya, 01/04/09

Yet another lame video Weekend Roundup

And if you thought previous Weekend Roundup videos were lame… well brother, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Hey Maya, what do you think of the holiday season so far?

hey dad, here’s what I think of your so-called holiday season

“BOO” to the Weekend Roundup pt.2

Saturday

 Saturday was more productive than Friday.  In the morning, we (including Nana and Papa) went to Roxanne’s Diner.  We ate like pigs.  After that, we went home.  We did alot after that. Me, Nana, Mom, Maya and I went to Penguin Park and had fun times.  Oh yeah!  Dad wanted to see how far he could get on my scooter without pushing.  Once he got to the grate he flipped over!  After that and many other shenanigans, we went to Corner Cafe and stuffed ourselves.  Then, we all went home and watched Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Stay tuned for pt.3!

“BOO” to the Weekend Roundup pt.1

Friday

It’s the day of Halloween.  Kids dressed like Hannah Montana and Scream ring doorbells, hit the mother load on candy, and get sprayed by insane teens with shaving cream.  On the day of, I got up, got dressed, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth, and played Kirby’s Adventure until David (my best friend) got here and we left for the bus stop.  There, we discussed our curent Bakugan status.  When we got to school, it was nearly time to leave for the field trip to Watkin’s Wool Mill.  Mom was coming to chaperone.  We soon left to the Mill.  It was like a 45 minute drive, so me and David talked.  A lot.  When we got there, it took Mom a few minutes to get there.  After a lot of gazin’, learnin’, and hamstring pullin’, it was over and was time for lunch.  We had to eat lunch on the bus because we were running tight on schedule.  Here’s a weird chicken: 

chicken.jpg

After our little trip, we had our Fall party.  I didn’t converse a lot, though, because I read Diary of a Wimpy Kid most of the party.  When I got home from school, my Nana and Papa (Mom’s parents) came.  We ate dinner then it was a treatin’ time.  David dressed up as Scream, and I dressed like a pirate.  After many trick or treat adventures, the day was done and we got some 50 cent corn dogs and ice cream.

Stay tuned for part 2!

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