Review for Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

So, my first review. On a great game, I should add. This game is a great adventure to get caught up in. With tons of gameplay, secrets, treasure, easter eggs, and dungeons, you are definitely not going to get bored.The bosses so intimidating your heart races! However, objectives are not always clear, and I spent 5 weeks just trying to figure out how to kill a Kargorok, a menacing bird. But the adventure is thrilling, and with 100 hours of gameplay, it’s worth the money. Rating:9.5.

Back in business!

Hello all my adoring fans! Remember how I started a bunch of walkthroughs for games and other crap? Well I’m actually going to post some more now! Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy! I’ll be posting secrets, cheats, reviews, and the occasional discovery in a game. So get ready, cuz’ Steven’s back in business.

Bianco Hills: Overview

At the foot of Corona Mountain, this humble village is well known for its Large Windmill in the center of its lake. One finds him/herself utterly at peace when intruduced to this town….. until Shadow Mario arrives! He covers the area with goop and places a nasty piranha plant on top of the Big Windmill. He must be stopped!

Super Mario Sunshine!

I’ve decided to create a level guide for Super Mario Sunshine, so those who are having trouble may want to listen up. Note: some of the hard ones to explain I will put on video. I haven’t beat all the levels, but every time I beat a new one I’ll add it to here.

Bianco Hills Contents:

-Bianco Hills Overview

-The Road to the Big Windmill

-Down with Petey Piranha

-The Hillside Cave Secret

- Red Coins of the Windmill Village

-Petey Pirahna Strikes Back

“BOO” to the Weekend Roundup pt.2


 Saturday was more productive than Friday.  In the morning, we (including Nana and Papa) went to Roxanne’s Diner.  We ate like pigs.  After that, we went home.  We did alot after that. Me, Nana, Mom, Maya and I went to Penguin Park and had fun times.  Oh yeah!  Dad wanted to see how far he could get on my scooter without pushing.  Once he got to the grate he flipped over!  After that and many other shenanigans, we went to Corner Cafe and stuffed ourselves.  Then, we all went home and watched Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Stay tuned for pt.3!

“BOO” to the Weekend Roundup pt.1


It’s the day of Halloween.  Kids dressed like Hannah Montana and Scream ring doorbells, hit the mother load on candy, and get sprayed by insane teens with shaving cream.  On the day of, I got up, got dressed, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth, and played Kirby’s Adventure until David (my best friend) got here and we left for the bus stop.  There, we discussed our curent Bakugan status.  When we got to school, it was nearly time to leave for the field trip to Watkin’s Wool Mill.  Mom was coming to chaperone.  We soon left to the Mill.  It was like a 45 minute drive, so me and David talked.  A lot.  When we got there, it took Mom a few minutes to get there.  After a lot of gazin’, learnin’, and hamstring pullin’, it was over and was time for lunch.  We had to eat lunch on the bus because we were running tight on schedule.  Here’s a weird chicken: 


After our little trip, we had our Fall party.  I didn’t converse a lot, though, because I read Diary of a Wimpy Kid most of the party.  When I got home from school, my Nana and Papa (Mom’s parents) came.  We ate dinner then it was a treatin’ time.  David dressed up as Scream, and I dressed like a pirate.  After many trick or treat adventures, the day was done and we got some 50 cent corn dogs and ice cream.

Stay tuned for part 2!


I have uploaded these games from Primary Games for you to play.

Snowline Braving The Elements

  Red Beard

The Biolizard 2 and the Mechacaduca

This is the Biolizard 2.  It is the third ultimate life form, after the orginal Biolizard (sonic the hedgehog:project shadow) and Shadow the Hedgehog (sonic the hedgehog:project shadow).  The solar powered pole on its back transports solar energy through the life support system, into the pipes, and is then stored in the sun cannon on its forehead.

some kind of lizard thing probably?

 This is the Mechacaduca.  The switch on top of it can be swiched to different modes witch adjust speed and defense.

no clue

A Cooking Inspiration

Guess what?  I’ve decided to start cooking with Dad! I want to be a great chef like him.  Then I can cook  BBQ,  cook Chinese, and cook electrifying deserts.  I’ll be admired!  Maybe I will teach my kids the same tricks he’s teaching me. 


This cooking skill will benefit me greatly.  Me and Dad have decided we would like to use a cubesteak recipe we saw on Good Eats to use later this week.  So until next time, happy cooking!

The Very Ugly Turtle

Once upon a weird lake, there was a very ugly turtle. He thought when he grew up he would be a big handsome tortoise. But he grew up to be a very ugly tortoise. Then 7 monthes later, he met a beaver.  ” Your shell stinks like a mechanical doornob!” said the beaver. The tortoise’s feelings were hurt, so he transformed into a monster close to the cheeseyness of godzilla. Then he died of heart burn.  Some say his ghost still haunts the lake. Others say he went heaven and got rejected for his uglyness and got sent back to earth and then haunted the lake. Me, I say its just a myth. But, you never know. If you smell like a mechanical doornob, anything is possible.

I wrote that story for the funnyness. Thank you and goodnight!

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